hello, hi, good morning. my name is odile.

i've recently become a plant mom and i'm already failing at my job by lacking the creative mindset to give them names. so far i've been using #1, #2 and planty. i need name suggestions, thank you.

there's this thing going around about your favorite muppet being a reflection of your personality. so which is yours? feel free to tell me why because i know nothing about the muppets other than kermit exists and a christmas carol is kind of amazing.

if you're as clueless about muppets, share a staple from your childhood and let's see where we go from there.